Guild:Off-Topic
Rule #34; Our mantra.
| Off-Topic | |
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| Synopsis | |
| Faction | Guardians |
| Website | http://www.offtopicguild.com/ |
| Forums | http://www.offtopicguild.com/ |
| Timezone | EST |
| Language | English |
| Guild Type | RP-PvP |
| Server | Sunrest |
| Contact | dash@offtopicguild.com |
[edit] Overview
We're an open group of mature adults that just can't stay on topic for more than a few minutes. Random kittens, ect.
Starting the hardest part of that raid? Someone on vent is likely going to burst out into inspirational song. Usually a Disney song. A Disney song that has nothing to do with the event. -_-
Questing and get attacked by a group of opposite faction murderers? Ninja cats who have our backs will spawn from trees and other objects to dispatch our foes while we effortlessly spam /dance and /lol.
Most of us have been playing MMO's before they had ... anything but a text interface or Pen and Paper.
We are actively recruiting. ♥
[edit] Recruitment Info
Adults, preferably in the EST play time zone.
Goals
If it involves Rift, we'll be doing it.
Also, every new member gets a hug.
Tea and Biscuits are sold separately.
News
A recent study by a prominent science lab has shown being a Member of Off-Topic increases your likelihood to experience elevated levels of joy (such as a kitten with a ball of yarn) and show more focus in daily mundane activities. Oddly enough, this same study has turned people into the walking undead. No direct correlations have been found..