Guild:Off-Topic

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Rule #34; Our mantra.

Off-Topic
Off-Topic
Synopsis
Faction Guardians
Website http://www.offtopicguild.com/
Forums http://www.offtopicguild.com/
Timezone EST
Language English
Guild Type RP-PvP
Server Sunrest
Contact dash@offtopicguild.com

[edit] Overview

We're an open group of mature adults that just can't stay on topic for more than a few minutes. Random kittens, ect.

Starting the hardest part of that raid? Someone on vent is likely going to burst out into inspirational song. Usually a Disney song. A Disney song that has nothing to do with the event. -_-

Questing and get attacked by a group of opposite faction murderers? Ninja cats who have our backs will spawn from trees and other objects to dispatch our foes while we effortlessly spam /dance and /lol.

Most of us have been playing MMO's before they had ... anything but a text interface or Pen and Paper.

We are actively recruiting. ♥

[edit] Recruitment Info

Adults, preferably in the EST play time zone.

Goals

If it involves Rift, we'll be doing it.

Also, every new member gets a hug.

Tea and Biscuits are sold separately.

News

A recent study by a prominent science lab has shown being a Member of Off-Topic increases your likelihood to experience elevated levels of joy (such as a kitten with a ball of yarn) and show more focus in daily mundane activities. Oddly enough, this same study has turned people into the walking undead. No direct correlations have been found..

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