Guild:Harlequin
Oceanic Community to join
| Harlequin | |
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| Synopsis | |
| Faction | Guardians |
| Website | http://www.theharlequin.com.au
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| Timezone | Oceanic |
| Language | English |
| Guild Type | PvP |
| Server | Briarcliff |
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[edit] Overview
Ever dreamed of having clear, healthy skin? Going to the mall and having the choice of picking which woman (or man) you want to sleep with? Having the confidence to approach any situation? Well now you can with Harlequin! In just three easy steps you'll have all that and more! First off, sign up at www.theharlequin.com.au, secondly sign out one of our awesome fun application forms, thirdly wait for our glorious leader to accept you and next thing you know after a few discussions with our boys, your skin will have transformed into that glowing beautiful skin you've always dreamed of and lets not mention the 6pack that just grew from your gut. Don't believe me? Here's some confessions.
"Before Harlequin I never had any person from the opposite sex look at me in a way that could even be considered as friendly. Then I joined up and RageMoon showed me the error of my ways! It was amazing how fast the transformation was. Now when I walk down a street girls grope me like I was a rockstar!" -Glorion
"When you wake up with Harlequin buddies messaging you it just makes your day. Your skin shines, your abs are rock solid. It's like theres real magic in the world! My girlfriend even told me how impressed she was with my endurance in the bed! Thank you Harlequin!" -Destroyer
"When I first joined there was a bit of a hazing... They made me drink vodka cruisers till I puked and it MAY have involved a donkey and me naked, strapped to a chair (but the boys swear that it never happened). I had a great time and the Harlequin crew showed me how to have confidence in my life and now I'm married to a pornstar. Thank you Harlequin!" -LittleMikey
[edit] Recruitment Info
Goals
We are aiming to setup a good community where Oceanic people can meet with other friends who enjoy playing Rift and other games together.
