Guild:Goon Squad (Euro Division)
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| Goon Squad | |
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| Synopsis | |
| Faction | Defiant |
| Website | http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html |
| Forums | http://www.riftgoons.com/ |
| Timezone | GMT +1 |
| Language | American |
| Guild Type | RP-PvP |
| Server | Bloodiron |
| Contact | gooncomplaints@live.com |
[edit] Overview
Goon squad is an Christian (Evangelical Free-Baptist) guild on the Bloodiron server. Our guild consists of Europeans as well as Americans who are stationed in Europe and playing with us. Regardless of nationality we are all deeply devout when it comes to religion, and unwavering in our support of The War on Terror.
Our currently outgoing guild leader Placeholder (Screen name)as well as incoming leader Tubeard are both American. We had previously a (nationality withheld) guild leader named Ruthus, who was eventually forced out of power after his tyranny and socialistic views drove many of Goon Squad underground into hiding, to avoid persecution.
We span multiple mmos and regardless of the server have always been the top guild on that server, as well as having been featured in such publications as Wired, The Wall Street Journal, etc.
We are also the only European guild who supported George Bush during his entire term, and never fell for the slanderous charges against him, that the socialist enduced masses were handfed by the liberal media back home.
[edit] Recruitment Info
Please visit http://www.riftgoons.com/join.html for a chance at this once in a lifetime opportunity!
Goals
We do not have goals, as goals are for those weaker than us that need to plan something they cannot achieve.
We do not procrastinate, we do not waver....we are the wave that cleans away the infection.
News
- Glorious news, Tubeard is now leader! The day of the ceremony many goons were a bit anxious over such a grand ceremony taking place in the beautiful city of Meridian and before the eyes of god...however after an extensive prayer our fears had been soothed, and the ceremony was a success. After the ceremony we then took heart and to our horses to clean the sin from the guardian lands! We were able to reach the hearts of a great many sinners, who we were able to convert. GS thanks all those who attended as well as our maker. (26 March 2011)
- Our current leader Placeholder (Screen Name on forums)'s 3 year term is over, and after exceptional work as the guild's Quality Assurance Officer, Tubeard will be be promoted to this presigious position this Saturday at 1900 in Meridian. Ceremony invitations have been sent out to all of the server's population, and we look forward to the turnout. (20 March 2011)
Notable Goons
- Placeholder:Placeholder comes from a long line of military officers. His father served in the first Golf War along with his uncle, earning a medal for distinguished service and bravery in the field. His grandfather protected America in the skys of Vietnam with his trusty Huey 205 crew ("The 6 of Spades"), and his great grandfather fought in WW2 with his three brothers. Placeholder was previously stationed in Germany, but now proudly follows the footsteps of his wholesome Christian family on an assignment to bring freedom to Afghanistan.
- Tubeard: Our new glorious leader Tubeard is originally from the great state of Minnesota, hates Obama, liberals, socialized medicine (He calls it triage), and the socialist decisions of many European governments. US Army twice over veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, 1st Infantry Division Germany soldier.
- Wesker (Billy-Bob):: Despite being born in California, with parents hailing from Las Vegas, Wesker has risen above the temptations of sin and unnaturalness to become a Republican and fine member of the USAF based in Kent, UK.
- Mancake: Despite hailing from ungodly land of Russian Federation, Mancake is a true patriot, a devoted warrior of God and a long term member of Log Cabin Republicans. While many of us felt uneasy at first, he proved that he can put God and America first by becoming a hetero like the rest of us.
- Vesta: Vesta is a C-130 Bomber Pilot stationed out of Rhammstein, Germany. He has flown quite many sorties in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom, and one of our more religious members.
- Koivu: Koivu is a banjo player from the Black Hills in Missouri. He had a huge amount of potential and was about to make it big and move his show to Vegas, when he was bitten by his pet alligator rendering his fingers beyond repair. He is one of our newest members and has managed to use faith to work through his heartbreaking injury.
- Bathorie: After studying abroad in South Carolina at Cathedral Bible College he found god and his current wife with the lord's help. They both now live in Turkey with their many children due to religious restrictions on birth control he follows. One of the most devout worship leaders in the guild.
- Latyr:Latyr was born again within the confines of HMP Norwich. He has since risen from the depths of a hellish existence to join the crusade to bring His light to the people around him both in-game and in the real world. He volunteers at multiple youth groups and drop-in centres for disaffected youths and deviants that fell at the same hurdles that he once had.
[edit] Contact info
Should any questions or complaints arise concerning our guild I can be reached at gooncomplaints@live.com
